
by Scott Nelson
Every now and then you read an opinion of a federal court of appeals and realize immediately that if the Supreme Court ever gets its hands on it, it will be reversed. The only question is whether the Court will take the case.
Usually these days that happens when the opinion is from the Court of Appeals for the Ninth Circuit, which has some judges who are, shall we say, sometimes a bit out of step with the Supreme Court's prevailing judicial philosophy. But sometimes the lower court's error is not that it veered left in a case where the Supreme Court would steer right. Sometimes a court just issues an opinion that is so appallingly wrong that no Justice, left, right or center, would ever agree with it.
Such a decision was the Eighth Circuit's ruling in Watson v. Philip Morris.
The lower court in Watson gave cigarette companies the same right that federal officers, employees, and agencies have to "remove" cases brought against them in state courts to federal courts. The court of appeals' reasoning, if sustained, would have given many other regulated industries the same ability to take consumer lawsuits filed against them out of the state courts and place them in federal courts.
Fortunately, sanity prevailed in the Supreme Court. In a unanimous decision by Justice Breyer, the Court this Monday reversed the Eighth Circuit's decision and held that neither Philip Morris, nor any other cigarette company, nor, for that matter, any business, is entitled to remove cases as if it were a federal officer merely because it is subject to federal regulation. The Court's decision will help preserve what remaining ability plaintiffs still have to choose to bring lawsuits in the forum of their choice, which for many remains the state courts.
What the Watson Case Was About
Watson started out as a case brought in an Arkansas state court seeking damages for consumers who bought "light" cigarettes made by Philip Morris -- specifically, Marlboro and Cambridge "Lights." The theory of the case was that Philip Morris violated state laws against unfair and deceptive business practices by misleadingly marketing its "low-tar" cigarettes as "lights" even though it knew that they were as bad for smokers as regular cigarettes. Among other things, the suit accused Philip Morris of manipulating the design of the cigarettes so that they would show low tar and nicotine levels when tested in accordance with the "Cambridge method" originally developed by the Federal Trade Commission, even though when actually smoked by human beings they would deliver levels of tar and nicotine comparable to regular cigarettes.